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I was so fascinated over Jay's Winning A Woman's Heart 101 Guide, and I tried it out on Cw la. Hahahaha.

We're still compiling, so please be patient.

In the meantime, here's 2, just for laughs.

1. Tell a woman she's your first female passenger when you first take her out in your car.

2. If she complains about you flirting around and gets all insecure and rubbish, here's the ultimate you can tell her. I may flirt around, but my dick's only for you.

Hahahah. Cw think it's sweet. Actually I think it's retarded. If my boyfriend openly admits to flirting around I'll kick his dick and put it out of use. HAHAHA.

So he told me to make good use of his working to garner more affairs. For more income. And when I asked whether he was sure he went Yeah, he would consider a divorce only if I didn't know my limits. And when I inquired the definition of limits, he went Well. Your dick should only be for me? HAHAHAHA.

We're so funny sometimes I swear.